Monday, March 28, 2011

Quack.

Yes, it's true. All of my ducks are in a row.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

I Thought Becky was Short for Rebecca...





Gimme that
BECKY?

- So laugh it up... I was late on the whole let's give head a new name game. Becky, huh? Sucks if your government name is Rebecca now.

Anyways...
I looked up the lyrics because I found myself singing them randomly during the day. I knew I made up some words to the melody, so I wanted to correct myself.

So, I looked up the words.. and I don't think I've laughed this hard in a VERY long time.

The lyrics speak for itself... give the damn man "dat becky!!"

Plies : Becky Lyrics

Songwriters: N/A

Can miss becky please raise her hand bruh
i need some of that good head right now bruh
i need that becky


Chorus

I'm on this liquor oh so heavy
fo we fuck can you neck me.
A lil head and I am ready
I want yo mouth give me that Becky

Verse1


Keep that pussy I want yo throat
front that head fo you go
Wet that mouth fo you blow
must get Becky fo I go.
You Mz.Becky? Let me know licky licky I love that bro.
Head nigga thatz fosho umma lock yo jaws fo I go.

(Chorus x2)

I'm on this liquor oh so heavy
fo we fuck can you neck me.
A lil head and I am ready
I want yo mouth give me that Becky

Verse2

Like pussy love head
will pay I got that bread, open yo mouth fo you open yo legs.
Man down I am dead.
Suck no dick can't get in my bed,
heard me right thatz what I said.
Drop that spit right on that head
squeeze that meat and hit that head.

( Chorus x2)

I'm on this liquor oh so heavy
fo we fuck can you neck me.
A lil head and I am ready
I want yo mouth give me that Becky

Verse3

Tired of pussy I'm retired.
Aint fucking her! got too many mouths.
will put poll right in her mouth.
Babbit pussy aint my style fine head make me smile.
put this mayonnaise on your child.
you gotta be grown to fuck with plies.
the longer you suck the longer I wild.

(Chorus x2)

I'm on this liquor oh so heavy
fo we fuck can you neck me.
A lil head and I am ready
I want yo mouth give me that Becky

verse4

Just got Becky I can't move
I love Becky yes I do.
I get Becky I am glued,
give me BeckyI'll do you. If you don't do Becky Bye Bye Boo.
I love Becky like my jewels.
You don't like Becky you a fool, outta put Becky on the news.
Becky Becky she so cool,
i dont't get Becky I can't sleep I need Becky Fo I beat.
Becky Becky marry me

(CHORUS x2)

I'm on this liquor oh so heavy
fo we fuck can you neck me.
A lil head and I am ready
I want yo mouth give me that Becky

(x8)
Gimmie that Becky

Wednesday, August 5, 2009


JUKEBOXX/TFC

Photography By: Sarah Zuppo




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Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Dining Etiquette w/ Tiffany Michaels

Dining Etiquette with Tiffany Michaels

While I was waiting for my sister to bring me the spare key to my car (because I locked my keys in my car), Tiffany decided it was time to share some of her knowledge on proper dining etiquette.
Enjoy.



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Saturday, July 18, 2009

Ya Digg?

Things that catch my eye...
and hold it.















Compliments of www.kanyeunivercity.com

How'd You Get Your Dough to Rise?


I make it rain.

Confession: I really enjoy working for my money. As I was driving home from work this morning (2:30am), I couldn't help but be proud of earning the money I made tonight. There is something about making HARD EARNED money, that makes the worth 10x more. If someone offered to give me a million dollars tomorrow with no strings attached... I'd probably take it.

BUT, I know I would spend it leisurely and probably run out before I even recognized my haphazard spending pattern. If someone told me I could work my way to a million dollars, I'm pretty positive I'd carefully spend my money and monitor my spending habits.
I know I'm not the only one that feels this way. It just feels good to let it out.
Further more,
I would like everyone to make stacks,
have them on deck,
and make it rain as many times as you wish.

Friday, July 17, 2009

Is Your Head On Straight?

Livin a Life Off Balance, Literally.


Compliments to www.kanyeuniversecity.com

This house is located in a valley of Switzerland. Inspired by a mountain, this house is like a huge inclined block – sloping roofs epitomize mountain slopes. Some walls are made of simple stones. Designed By: Nunatak Architectes